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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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“Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

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how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what 

how does that work and where do i sign up 

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funnyorwtf:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota.

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